From here
With today’s news very shortly the whole of Scotland will be speaking Gaelic, and a mass programme of changing all the numbers on all the runways will commence, to………backwards. Just to confuse the English who will need a Visa and passport to visit. The only nation where this requirement will be mandatory.
And before we all jump on the offended bus tis a joke……. 
DON’T MENTION THE BUS!
Oh Dear I did. Is it full yet?
I was thinking of a combination of this
and this
I give it until 20:45 before this gets moved to the political thread – I hope it goes there and remains rather than being deleted, though, as is hopefully seen as light-hearted as I intended…
I didn’t want to disappoint anyone so I waited until 20:46 just to be sure 
Takes a lot more than 1 minute to move a double deck bus like that one out of the way, more than 3 years to be precise (sorry could not resist)
The driver of that particular bus has just parked it right in the middle of the House of Commons…
Peter wrote:
I didn’t want to disappoint anyone so I waited until 20:46 just to be sure
Well at least it was not deleted like the last time the B word was mentioned……..
It needs to be lighthearted otherwise this , call it farce, would make us all cry. Do you know my issue, there is a huge amount of poverty around and these people are paid to solve the issues. Perhaps he will, but what a mess….
BeechBaby wrote:
the B word was mentioned
Bus?
I am forbidden to say but ends with a T, and has an X in it.
