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Capitaine wrote:

From Wikipedia’s Did You Know:

It’s interesting that on that flight en-route ATC refused pilot diversion choices due to the names in the passengers list: Portages PM & Argentina FM !
I think that explains the heavy fine of this notorious flight, well 25 years ago

Last Edited by Ibra at 20 Oct 17:59
Paris/Essex, France/UK, United Kingdom

Meanwhile CAT flying today,

Paris/Essex, France/UK, United Kingdom

@Capitaine imagine air rage incidents on a small biz jet charter, no cabin crew to assist. I wonder if NetJets war game this incident in their recurring CRM.

Oxford (EGTK), United Kingdom

RobertL18C wrote:

imagine air rage incidents on a small biz jet charter, no cabin crew to assist.

I’d never thought of that.

There was a documentary about air rage etc in the 1990s, where the interviewed stewardess said their nuclear option was, “don’t make me get the Captain to come back here” (you could hear the capitalisation), but it only really works as a threat, because there’s a 50/50 chance of it making the situation worse by removing one of the pilots from the cockpit for an unknown and potentially lengthy period, and destroying the image of absolute power and authority.

Ibra’s passport looks like my logbook

EGHO-LFQF-KCLW, United Kingdom

LFOU, France

Capitaine wrote:

about air rage etc in the 1990s,

There is pre 9/11 aviation and post 9/11 aviation.

always learning
LO__, Austria

ESME, ESMS

Low-hours pilot
EDVM Hildesheim, Germany

Private field, Mallorca, Spain

I understand why EFATO impossible turns will amount to taking a Pi55

Last Edited by Ibra at 12 Nov 18:07
Paris/Essex, France/UK, United Kingdom
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