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loco wrote:

A stuck transmit button on an airline flight. Difficult to properly translate to English, but I can say that the language is as harsh as it gets. Question to professional pilots: is this the norm? Do you hear such language in the cockpit?

No. It is about as far from the norm as it gets. The airlines I work(ed) for you’d get terminated for this recording. Whoever was talking there is a ticking bomb that will sooner or later kill somebody due to his bad attitude (literally).

has a Beagle...
LOWG Graz Austria

^ESM[ES]$, Sweden

I loved this. It does take a little literary knowledge, but will be right up @Peter’s street.

EGKB Biggin Hill

Hilarious. My brother lives in Prague and I’ll make sure he gets the link :-) Thank you

LSGG, LFEY, Switzerland

It’s not funny if it’s true…

LKTB->EGBJ, United Kingdom
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