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Pilot and aviation related jokes

Posted a few times previously but this is definitely the right place for it

Shoreham EGKA, United Kingdom

A parrot: a pilot who does more talking than flying

A duck: someone who always lands crabbed (quack-quack)

Beethoven: three bounces and a heavy landing (dum-dum-dum-duuuuh)

EGHO-LFQF-KCLW, United Kingdom

Not a joke but funny and maybe drama.Some relics of the good old defunct (1mil/day) state company,providing new style compulsory handling at a rock hard PPR island.


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Shoreham EGKA, United Kingdom

When you get very precise on a Cat III C ILS?

ESSEX, United Kingdom

This one is doing the rounds right now… a crash due to a defective flux capacitor

Shoreham EGKA, United Kingdom

“capacitator” even.

ESKC (Uppsala/Sundbro), Sweden

EKRK, Denmark

From here

GENDECs are mandatory for all flights within Greece.

Also, this:


Haha, they got stuck at that port of entry for 21 days (due to missing GENDEC form), getting back from the moon is the easy bit

Then you have EuroGA pilots complaining about a 1h delay at airports/customs…

ESSEX, United Kingdom
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