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Pilot jokes

Posted a few times previously but this is definitely the right place for it

Administrator
Shoreham EGKA, United Kingdom

A parrot: a pilot who does more talking than flying

A duck: someone who always lands crabbed (quack-quack)

Beethoven: three bounces and a heavy landing (dum-dum-dum-duuuuh)

EGHP-LFQF-KCLW, United Kingdom

Not a joke but funny and maybe drama.Some relics of the good old defunct (1mil/day) state company,providing new style compulsory handling at a rock hard PPR island.

LGGG

Localiser established

Administrator
Shoreham EGKA, United Kingdom

When you get very precise on a Cat III C ILS?

ESSEX, United Kingdom

This one is doing the rounds right now… a crash due to a defective flux capacitor


Administrator
Shoreham EGKA, United Kingdom

“capacitator” even.

ESKC (Uppsala/Sundbro), Sweden

huv
EKRK, Denmark

From here

GENDECs are mandatory for all flights within Greece.

Also, this:

^ESM[ES]$, Sweden

Haha, they got stuck at that port of entry for 21 days (due to missing GENDEC form), getting back from the moon is the easy bit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mobile_Quarantine_Facility

Then you have EuroGA pilots complaining about a 1h delay at airports/customs…

ESSEX, United Kingdom
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