Posted a few times previously but this is definitely the right place for it
A parrot: a pilot who does more talking than flying
A duck: someone who always lands crabbed (quack-quack)
Beethoven: three bounces and a heavy landing (dum-dum-dum-duuuuh)
Not a joke but funny and maybe drama.Some relics of the good old defunct (1mil/day) state company,providing new style compulsory handling at a rock hard PPR island.
When you get very precise on a Cat III C ILS?
Haha, they got stuck at that port of entry for 21 days (due to missing GENDEC form), getting back from the moon is the easy bit
Then you have EuroGA pilots complaining about a 1h delay at airports/customs…