Lucky people of Alderney. Just think of the grave consequences this man has spared them from. A hero in high viz!
My wife asked me to take her to Japan. So I found this place. I need to some advice how to sell it to her.
If she agrees, that’s a sign of true love 
A stuck transmit button on an airline flight. Difficult to properly translate to English, but I can say that the language is as harsh as it gets. Question to professional pilots: is this the norm? Do you hear such language in the cockpit?
In French, Air France from Ouagadougou getting annoyed with CdG:
AF735 descend level 360 and reduce to Mach point 75
And why are you penalising us so much, leaving planes to pass behind, AF735?
Bah, there’s only 2 runways, sorry
There’s only 2 runways and two controllers and you’re doing f*** all! We’re behind schedule, this is my last flight, and I’m going to retire in a very bad temper.
Well, it’s nothing to do with me.
Wanker! […] You’re a bunch of arseholes, and you work like stupid idiots.
We understand it’s your last flight, which gives you a certain ease to show your bad education and contempt. It’s deplorable. It’s Confucius that said invective only dishonours its author.
Shut up!
aart wrote:
My wife asked me to take her to Japan. So I found this place. I need to some advice how to sell it to her
I would just say: a whole night in that Japanese simulator room costs less than 1h in the AL42 FNPTII sim with Aeros in Cardiff
An old bird with a radial engine, her pilot, and his friend:
- How thirsty is she?
- About 5-6 gph in cruise
- You can’t be serious, only 6 gallons of fuel for this kind of engine?
- No, I meant oil, not fuel…
A comprehensive guide on aircraft ownership
Enjoy !
Peter wrote:
A comprehensive guide on aircraft ownership
Just posted that in another thread, then I came here.
