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My daughter just announced she wants to be a pilot when she grows up. Happy day. After a weird conversation where she kept covering one eye, it turns out she actually meant pirate (she can’t always pronounce her Rs) 
Capitaine wrote:
My daughter just announced she wants to be a pilot when she grows up. Happy day. After a weird conversation where she kept covering one eye, it turns out she actually meant pirate (she can’t always pronounce her Rs)
It has happened before, although the other way around.
Capitaine wrote:
My daughter just announced she wants to be a pilot when she grows up. Happy day. After a weird conversation where she kept covering one eye, it turns out she actually meant pirate (she can’t always pronounce her Rs)
Why not both?
(Porco Rosso.)
“I am going to make this thing fly. Do you hear me? I am going to make this thing fly and then I am going to set it afire and I’ll never have another thing to do with airplanes. Automobiles and farm machinery – that’s what I’m going to stick to”.
— Clyde Cessna, 1911
“We called the dog Salami because his predecessor ran through a propeller”
I think they were joking, but not 100% sure
