Why don't we have emoticons here?
We do - see the Posting Tips link which you have above the text entry box
Are you thinking of the Lear of the famous golfer (?) which got a rapid decompression?
A friend of mine (WWII vintage) used to delight club members with his flying stories. Some of the best regarded his solo ferry flights to Australia. He would often turn on the A/P, set the alarm clock and go to sleep.