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I would hope that the company who markets this has a proper product liability insurance. Imagine a 90 degrees X-wind. OK, a claim from a p*sser may be limited to one shoe, but the claim from the guy who takes-off..

Private field, Mallorca, Spain

A guy had the nerve to send me this, heheh. I’ll get even with him one day..

“Today we’ll talk about those who think they are a magnificent pilot, while in reality…”.

Private field, Mallorca, Spain

17 across from Saturday’s Times newspaper crossword: ‘Aircraft wing’s lift flap’

The answer was ‘spoiler’

EGHO-LFQF-KCLW, United Kingdom

Translated from Russian, “Better to lose your wife than too much airspeed on final…»

Tököl LHTL

From the Van’s forum headline :

“(Mel Asberry Milestone) “Just a note to let you know that I did my 1,000th airworthiness certification today on a Legend Cub at Sulphur Springs. Below is a picture of my FAA Supervisor presenting me with an award in front of the 1,000th aircraft.” [ed. Mel did my [understand the forum webmaster] RV-6 inspection. Many congrats Mel!!!! v/r,dr]"


The guy open carrying his gun in front of the FAA FSDO manager

LFOU, France

Jujupilote wrote:

The guy open carrying his gun in front of the FAA FSDO manager

That way is easy to earn the certificate

LDZA LDVA, Croatia

„Hey FSDO man, you misspelled my name… click“

always learning
LO__, Austria

Well, carrying a gun doesn’t make you a criminal. (Not willing to launch a debate here )

The news is more about the kind gesture of the FAA. The guy is a legend apparently.

LFOU, France

Jujupilote wrote:

The guy open carrying his gun in front of the FAA FSDO manager

What you dont know is that the FAA FSDO manager has a “conceal carry” permit…

Jujupilote wrote:

Well, carrying a gun doesn’t make you a criminal.

While technically true, note that in France, it makes one a felon (délinquant), since carrying a gun is a felony (délit), and few people have a carry permit (other than a sport / hunting weapon, AFAIK transported in a bag “not ready to use” when not at the sport shooting range / in the forest hunting).

ELLX
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