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Guy sitting in the departure lounge notices a Hostess sitting opposite him,
He cannot make out what airline she works for so thinks to himself i will try and
work it out.

He says to her British Airway. But no response
Again he says Air France again no response
This time he says Lufthansa, to which the hostess response with
What the fxxx do you want.

Ah he say Ryanair..

Southend, United Kingdom

Private field, Mallorca, Spain

Administrator
Shoreham EGKA, United Kingdom

Not shure if it is aviation related but drones are being used now over Santorini or Mykonos to “capture” Tax evaders since “on spot” inspections suffer bodily injuries !

LGGG

This apparently appeared in some taildragger group on FB:

Administrator
Shoreham EGKA, United Kingdom

Multiple Choice Question for women:
Which of the following would you prefer:
A) A flight in his taildragger to a beach on North Uist with @Maoraigh
B) A flight in his nosewheel aircraft to Mali Losinj with @Peter
C) A flight to New York in his jet with @JasonC
D) A Tui charter flight to Spain with anyone.

Last Edited by Maoraigh at 27 Sep 18:51
Maoraigh
EGPE, United Kingdom

LSZH, LSZF

Tell him to get a Mustang instead

Private field, Mallorca, Spain

Maoraigh wrote:

Multiple Choice Question for women:
Which of the following would you prefer:
A) A flight in his taildragger to a beach on North Uist with @Maoraigh
B) A flight in his nosewheel aircraft to Mali Losinj with @Peter
C) A flight to New York in his jet with @JasonC
D) A Tui charter flight to Spain with anyone.

As soon as I get my gender change done I’ll give you a call @Maoraigh. Hope you like my looks!

Last Edited by aart at 05 Oct 10:58
Private field, Mallorca, Spain

Not a joke per se but some of the best aviation humour I am aware of. My regret is that I never met David Gunson.

Take your time or download it and listen to it on your way to work on Monday. You’ll get there in excellent spirits.



LSZH, Switzerland
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