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Not sure why for me; everybody has got caught up in those at some point.

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Shoreham EGKA, United Kingdom

This

It was not meant in a bad way. I have seen you mention those strikes quite a few times. Probably because that’s the way you get out of the UK.

Last Edited by Dimme at 02 May 03:11
ESME, ESMS

Last strike was Mar2020

Paris/Essex, France/UK, United Kingdom

EGHO-LFQF-KCLW, United Kingdom

Marking runways with Roman numerals would possibly increase the requirements to become a pilot a lot, few people seem to understand them these days. And runways would have to be wider to fit in all the markings.

“CLEARED to land runway XXVIII”

Low-hours pilot
EDVM Hildesheim, Germany

Related to this is the pilot who landed on runway 10

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Shoreham EGKA, United Kingdom

I am about to laugh but having landed on grass taxiway between two grass runways I am not entitled to this one

I think now they repainted them, ATC seemed used to it

Last Edited by Ibra at 16 May 16:08
Paris/Essex, France/UK, United Kingdom

At least you didn’t land on the medieval runway 200.

ESME, ESMS

I think that one was too tight for the Archer and already occupied, well painted though a bit like “reserved VIP table”

Last Edited by Ibra at 16 May 16:15
Paris/Essex, France/UK, United Kingdom

Nova 851: “Halifax Terminal, Nova 851 with you out of 13,000 for 10,000, requesting runway 15.”

Halifax Terminal (female): “Nova 851, Halifax, the last time I gave a pilot what he wanted I was on penicillin for three weeks. Expect runway 06.”

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Shoreham EGKA, United Kingdom
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